I Wish Regret Burned More Calories Ceramic Mug 15 oz funny pet parent shirt ” at least we can

” at least we can laugh about it

we know the truth

The ledger is kept

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I Wish Regret Burned More Calories Ceramic Mug 15 oz funny pet parent shirt ” at least we canI wish regret burned more calories. The math would work out so much better. The regrets are plentiful and the caloric accounting is deeply unfair. This regret burned calories mug files the metabolic grievance in the same series as anxiety. Both should count. Neither does. The system is broken. Who this is for: The woman whose regrets are vigorous and calorie free despite their obvious effort The relatable gift for the friend who has done the math and