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Duotone terrace — saffron brief on the left, garden-folded ledger on the right.
A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder
Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS
REQUIRED" below
Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette
Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose
Go That Way Really Fast - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL A cartoon illustration of JohnCharles De Mar dispensing ski wisdom with the confidence of a man who just snorted the mountain itself. Going that way really fast is either reckless stupidity or a startup pitch deck, and honestly both land the same. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Bold white and light blue staggered text at the top reads "GO THAT WAY, REALLY FAST," with individual characters split diagonally between white and light blue. Smaller condensed text below reads
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