Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt airplane1 Distressed white stencil-style text reads

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "GET TO" above large white block letters "DA" layered over a gray silhouette of a UH-1 Huey helicopter surrounded by gray tropical palm trees

Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD

just some food

White block text reads "ALL I NEED ARE" above white lowercase "some" followed by large retro outlined lettering in cyan

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Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt airplane1 Distressed white stencil-style text readsEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads