Rollerdrome - Bremerton, WA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt funnytrend Punxsutawney's most reluctant resident became

Punxsutawney's most reluctant resident became its most dedicated small business owner

arms outstretched between decorative wings

which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built-in alibi

Congregation didn't even flinch

flippers outstretched

Rollerdrome - Bremerton, WA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt funnytrend Punxsutawney's most reluctant resident becamePenguins already waddle like they're one gust of wind away from a full yard sale, so putting one on roller skates is just honest advertising. Bremerton made the most accurate portrait of every human's first hour on wheels. The Details: Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose, flippers outstretched, rolling on quad skates. Diagonal black text across the body reads "BREMERTON," "ROLLERDROME," and "WASHINGTON" in stacked block