Camel Towing - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Calling dibs on the turkey

Calling dibs on the turkey neck at a family dinner is the kind of power move that tells everyone exactly where you rank in the household

Lassoing on roller skates across a desert is the kind of idea that only happens when a Phoenix sign painter gets fifty bucks and zero oversight

and dark inks

Barrel-shaped red and cream border with curved red script reading "Roller Skating" at the top and "A BARREL O' FUN" in red block letters below

but everyone appreciates the commitment to plausible deniability

Camel Towing - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Calling dibs on the turkeyCamel Towing committed to the bit so hard it got a vintage logo, a founding date, and a tagline that HR would flag in under three seconds. Every single element is load bearing innuendo dressed up as wholesome roadside assistance. The Details: White cursive script reads "Camel Towing" above a vintage hand drawn yellow tow truck illustration with a boom, chain, and hook. Mint green and yellow horizontal stripes run beneath the truck, above mint green