If I Agreed With You, We'd Both Be Wrong - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "ICE CREAM" above a rubber-hose style anthropomorphic ice cream cone character in white and golden yellow

A large red apple with a white highlight contains a green anthropomorphic worm with a smirking human face smoking a cigarette

and surrounding structures

Tennessee" with "ESTD" and "1947" on either side

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

If I Agreed With You, We'd Both Be Wrong - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Arched distressed white text readsConditional agreement is just a polite way of calling someone wrong twice in the same sentence. Diplomacy peaked when somebody figured out how to insult you using the subjunctive tense. The Details: Distressed white text in a bold, rounded 1970s style groovy serif typeface reads "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong." in a stacked, centered layout. Slight weathered texture gives the lettering a vintage screen print appearance. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe