Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Brushy white script reads "THE

Brushy white script reads "THE PINHEADS" over two overlapping inverted triangles in coral pink and light blue

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Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Brushy white script reads "THEMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block