Touchdown v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL beside a cartoon portrait of

beside a cartoon portrait of Phil Connors in a gray herringbone coat and yellow scarf holding a microphone

" Teal script below reads "Chinatown

Turns out being untouchable requires not building the thing that touches back

with smaller golden-yellow text reading "LITTLE PRESENTS YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF

Two crossed baseball bats sit centered beneath the border

Touchdown v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL beside a cartoon portrait ofCalling a baseball swing a touchdown takes the same confident wrongness as bringing a hockey stick to a basketball game. The vintage script commits so hard your brain accepts it for three full seconds before the betrayal registers. The Details: Flowing white cursive script reads "Touchdown" with a swooping tail underline extending from the word. A white vintage illustration depicts a baseball batter in full swing, wearing a cap, uniform, and cleats,