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Duotone terrace — saffron brief on the left, garden-folded ledger on the right.
Turns out the oldest passive-aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice
flanked by "1872" and "BROOKLYN NEW YORK
Complaints are handled exclusively via backslide across the lobby floor
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An Apple a Day - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:White Turns out the oldest passive-aggressiveApples went from health advice to self defense the moment someone realized a Honeycrisp at 60 mph solves most interpersonal conflicts. Doctors hate this one weird trick, but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away. The Details: Large red chunky text reads "An apple a day keeps anyone away." at the top. Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough.)" beside a green woodcut style illustration of a smiling farmer in a