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Duotone terrace — saffron brief on the left, garden-folded ledger on the right.
and two small red bats
Arched blue block text reads "CLARKSVILLE" above a cartoon colt mascot in a blue uniform and cap
Curved white rounded retro text reads "YOU AXOLOTL" arched above a cartoon axolotl in peach-pink with pink feathery gills
KMG-365—you're cleared to wear it
Distressed teal uppercase text reads "I HATE PULLING OUT" across two lines
Brawndo - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL and two small red batsReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"