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Duotone terrace — saffron brief on the left, garden-folded ledger on the right.
Large distressed white serif letters "NY" sit below the portrait
Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD
Golden-tan silhouette of California sits behind outlined navy blue block letters reading "CAL" with white fill
flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents
Green monochromatic digital illustration of Blain Cooper in a bush hat emerges from layered tropical palm fronds in a jungle warfare composition
What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex Hoodie surf Large distressed white serif lettersNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.