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Arched distressed red serif text reads "RUSHMORE" above a vintage red illustration of two wrestlers grappling in a classic stance

White elliptical orbital rings surround the text

but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one

Despite its ambitious start

and vertical white block letters reading "CHINATOWN" along the right side

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Hoodie bisbee Arched distressed red serif textCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.