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Duotone terrace — saffron brief on the left, garden-folded ledger on the right.
Surviving a dragon encounter at 2 AM with three hit points left is less about bravery and more about sunk cost fallacy
hoisting a glass of beer
Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY" on the left
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Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door
My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie hannibal Surviving a dragon encounter atSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and
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