Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt escondido Large distressed light blue block

Large distressed light blue block text below reads "PIRATES

forming the Initech corporate logo in a clean geometric style

and yellow lava flames

Class C ball meant small crowds and dusty diamonds

Souvenir shops in the murder capital of the world really lean into the branding

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt escondido Large distressed light blue block"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text