Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Hoodie women Some bars served drinks

Some bars served drinks

Slapping a Latin suffix on roller skating and calling it the Rollatorium is the most aggressively midcentury American thing possible

Printing a full street address and phone number for a roller rink that closed decades ago is the most optimistic thing on any garment in this building

Bold white text at the bottom reads "BEARS

" above a vintage illustration of a whole red apple with green leaves beside a halved apple

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Hoodie women Some bars served drinksReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with